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- Hey, guys, Julie here and I'm back with some crazy kitchen gadgets to test. First one up, holy smokes, we're making holy toast. So I've got the directions here and it says, "This is not a toy." Cool. "Press the stamper into a slice of bread, toast the bread," not the stamper, "and behold the miracle." All right. Let's see. Hey! Well that's disappointing. I'm gonna try again, but I'm gonna press really hard. Oh, geeze. Look at what is in my toast. It's just like if you squished toast and put it in a toaster. You do not need this in your house. This is not worth the purchase. Luckily I own this now. On to the next one. All right, this next one I am very excited about. In all seriousness 'cause I've been wanting one of these for a while, and I didn't find one until I found this one. Sorry. This one, which I'm very excited about. This is a garlic peeler. So I'm gonna put a few cloves in. I wanna be able to do lots of them. Okay, three cloves are in my garlic unsheather, I would call it. Desheather. Anti-sheath. Oh, peeler. Look at this! Look at that. Are you seeing this? 10 out of 10. Did I rate the other one by a number? The other one's a zero. It's super dumb. It made my toast really shitty. This one is great. On to the next one. This next one's a fun one. You've probably seen it on online videos before, but I've never had my hands around one before. Talkin' about the banana slicer. Otherwise known as man's worst nightmare. Let's try it out. Overall, I think it's super dumb. I'll give it a four out of 10. Although, if you're gonna use it as a personal defense mechanism, 11 out of 10. All right, this next one is a fun one for the parents out there looking to jazz up lunches and also deal with your very pretentious kids who can't eat their crust on their sandwiches. Try one of these cookie things. I think my guess is that this part has to go in first. I've got just your average PB&J. Lovely. I'm gonna press this in. Oh my gosh. Oh, it's gettin' round. I like it. Lot of waste. Now I'm gonna go in with my dog and I'm gonna make a dog imprint. Okay. Why are you doing this? Like, I get it. It looks so cool when I just pressed it, but now, not only have I taken off the crust, I've got flattened frickin' weird dog sandwich. Mm! Oh! I'm gonna give this one a two out of 10. On to the next one. All right, this final one is called Bacon & Egg Ease. It is for the microwave and you can microwave an egg and bacon quickly without the mess. "Place a folded piece of bacon in the silicone tray." Okay, so I have a little bit of an issue with that because nobody in their right mind, who is human and thinks intelligently, ever has just one piece of bacon. So I'm gonna put two together. It says, "Replace the egg holder and cover. "Cook for 45 seconds on 100% power." All right, bacon looks like it's gettin' started. So the next plan. "Crack an egg inside the egg holder." "Pierce the egg yolk and white numerous times with a fork." Okay and then just poke it? Or stir? "Put the cover back on. "Microwave for two minutes and 30 seconds at 50% power." All right. It's ready. It looks cooked. It looks good. I've got a piece of toast with butter on here. Okay. Okay. It's got kind of a tab here. Oh! That I can just lift the egg with. Cool. I like that so far. How's the bacon cooked? Not quite as crispy as I like. Oh, that's right. I put two pieces in. Bacon goes on top. What do I think about this item? I'll tell you what. If it's dishwasher safe, it's a win. "BPA free. Not dishwasher safe." Are you telling me that it more convenient to make my meal and I now have to hand wash all of these tiny components that are now covered in bacon grease? This gets a three out of 10. It's stupid. Less than that. Two. 1.5. I'm not washing this. I'm throwing it out after this. Or I'm getting someone else to wash it.